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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Everybody has an addiction, mine happens to be success. - Drake

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Building a successful business requires a combination of human capital, financial resources, market opportunity, persistence, community support, and even luck. - Andrew Yang

Any nation that neglects teaching the sacredness of life and the family does so at its own peril. Any nation that sanctions the removal of God’s boundaries will destroy its own. - Ravi Zacharias

I am thrilled to be able to offer my good friend Martha the opportunity to join me in the success of "The Apprentice," ... I hope she has as much fun as I do with this venture. - Donald Trump


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