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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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