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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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