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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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