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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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