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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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