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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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