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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

I am 100% in the camp that says forgiveness is mostly about the forgiver. - Hillary Clinton

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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