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Camp Fire All-Nighter

Bubba's automatic fire re-stacking system

Camp Fire All-Nighter thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to keep fires going all night

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There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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