Canadian Christmas Tree Harvest
Beaver fever runs high this Holiday Season
Nothing beats cutting down your own Christmas tree
QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte