Canadian Math

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I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

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Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

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My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown