Canadian Math

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

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Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen