Canadian Math

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Center Of Mass: The Priest - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

If I look at the mass of people I will never act. If I look at the one, I will. - Mother Teresa

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown