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Canadian Protest

Canadians are a sorry bunch

Canadian Protest thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feeling, eh!

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Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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