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Canadian Protest

Canadians are a sorry bunch

Canadian Protest thanks to Jerry VanHorne

Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feeling, eh!

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions. - Unknown

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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