QuotaBillsI was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee