Canned Cheeseburger

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso