Canned Cheeseburger

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana