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Canned Cheeseburger thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk


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