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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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