Car Rest Stop

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France