Trunk Load
How not to safely secure a load
Bubba says just get 'er done!
QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes
As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright