QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster
Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown
Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown
My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
Dose it ever amaze and delight you that of all the places in the world - cold grassy nests under hedgerows, warm patches of sun on a carpet - the cat chooses to sit on your lap? - Nevada Barr
The ancient feud between cat and dog is not forgotten in the north, for the Lynx is the deadly foe of the Fox and habitually kills it when there is soft snow and scarcity of easier prey. - Ernest T. Seton
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young
I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared. - Christopher Walken