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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

I hate to write, but I love to have written. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

I love her and that's the beginning and end of everything. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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