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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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