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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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