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When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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