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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson


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