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Catnip Garden

What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard

Catnip Garden thanks to Lena Wrettles

Kitty aphrodisiac en masse

Catnip (nepeta cataria) is a strong-scented mint that contains a volatile oil that’s easily released into the air. Biting or rolling on the plant crushes the leaves, and releases the oil so kitty can get a good sniff. It doesn’t take much. Cats can detect catnip oil in the air at saturations as low as one part per billion.

Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.

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To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

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The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

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Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

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When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

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