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Catnip Garden
What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard
Kitty aphrodisiac en masse
Catnip (nepeta cataria) is a strong-scented mint that contains a volatile oil that’s easily released into the air. Biting or rolling on the plant crushes the leaves, and releases the oil so kitty can get a good sniff. It doesn’t take much. Cats can detect catnip oil in the air at saturations as low as one part per billion.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
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A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying
It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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