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Catnip Garden
What happens when you grow catnip in your backyard
Kitty aphrodisiac en masse
Catnip (nepeta cataria) is a strong-scented mint that contains a volatile oil that’s easily released into the air. Biting or rolling on the plant crushes the leaves, and releases the oil so kitty can get a good sniff. It doesn’t take much. Cats can detect catnip oil in the air at saturations as low as one part per billion.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
Rather than a simple smell, the chemical in catnip resembles sedative components also found in the valerian plant, which may be used in natural therapies to calm pets and people. Catnip also may be similar to one of the substances found in tomcat urine - gross to you, but a lovely smell to the cat! A pheromone in urine often triggers the same sort of behavioral reaction in cats as exposure to catnip.
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Don't pull up your garden to see if it's growing. - Amish Saying
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If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges
Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
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Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
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