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Cellophane Spiderman

Sticking to script on TV taping @ Marvel Comics

Cellophane Spiderman thanks to Howard Chapman

Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider while in high school. The spider bite caused him to develop powers and abilities similar to that of a spider.

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When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon


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