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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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