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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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