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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead


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