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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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