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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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