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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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