QuotaBillsThe trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine
The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato
Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy
Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus
Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell
The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain
So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all, it takes won to know one. - Dan Quayle
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain
It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde
Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem
We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott
The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown
Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James
Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott