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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all, it takes won to know one. - Dan Quayle

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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