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Chicago Bears Win Stanley Cup

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Chicago Bears Win Stanley Cup thanks to Bryce Bracket

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NFL: Chicago Bears
NHL: Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks beat the Tampa Bay Lightning 2-0 in Game 6 on June 15, 2015 for their third NHL title in the past six seasons

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy. - Rachel Nichols

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states. - Raquel Welch

I didn't realize it was October until I saw the Chicago Cubs choking. - Jay Leno

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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