QuotaBillsLemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker
Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee