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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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