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Fate is character. - William Winter

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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