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Fate is character. - William Winter

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Feminine intuition is a fiction and a fraud. It is nonsensical, illogical, emotional, ridiculous, and practically foolproof. - Harry Haenigsen

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois


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