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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshiped. - Calvin Coolidge

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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