QuotaBillsBrat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert
What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshiped. - Calvin Coolidge
Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard
Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore
Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt
Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold