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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshiped. - Calvin Coolidge

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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