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Child Labour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Old and young, we are all on our last cruise. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

The young do not know enough to be prudent and therefore they attempt the impossible - and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S Buck

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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