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Chimera Genetics

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Chimera Genetics thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chimera (or Chimaera) - a genetic trait that makes a part of the body express a feature different from the other side. Usually the Chimera DNA is related to the colour of an animal.

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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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