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Chimera Genetics

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Chimera Genetics thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Chimera (or Chimaera) - a genetic trait that makes a part of the body express a feature different from the other side. Usually the Chimera DNA is related to the colour of an animal.

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Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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