Chimera Genetics

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde