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You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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