Chinese Road Rocks

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

There is no worse screen to block out the Spirit than confidence in our own intelligence. - John Calvin

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin