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Chinese Road Rocks

Slight detour no obstable for a motorcycle

Chinese Road Rocks thanks to Roy Turkington

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Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're a chimp off the old block. - Archie Bunker

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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