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Chinese Road Rocks

Slight detour no obstable for a motorcycle

Chinese Road Rocks thanks to Roy Turkington

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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