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Chipwrecked

Something fishy spotted in Pismo Beach

Chipwrecked thanks to joe-kster

How to sell Fish and Chips in California

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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