QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover
Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson
Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin
I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb
Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki