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Chipwrecked

Something fishy spotted in Pismo Beach

Chipwrecked thanks to joe-kster

How to sell Fish and Chips in California

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

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Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

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It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

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Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

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The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle


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