Christmas Bro-quet
Edible presents for your best friend
QuotaBillsPhotographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso