Christmas Budget

The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber