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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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