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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A sure way to lose happiness is to want it at the expense of everything else. - Bette Davis

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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