Christmas Budget

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Budget: a way of going broke methodically. - Groucho Marx

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon