Christmas Budget

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger