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Christmas Budget

Bubba's Christmas tree shrunk a little this year

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cutting back on discretionary spending at year end

Christmas Budget thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Draw your salary before spending it. - Artemus Ward

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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