Christmas Burnout
'Twas the day after Christmas...
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The President is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen. - Dan Quayle
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay