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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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