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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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