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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

"The Sex Lives of A-Borgnines" - is that the actor with all the wives? - Archie Bunker

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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