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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor
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How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan

An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - George Carlin

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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