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Christopher Walken

He's been Walken around the block

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Christopher Walken thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ronald Walken, known professionally as Christopher Walken
(born March 31, 1943), is an American actor

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An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

An agent is a person who is sore because an actor gets ninety per cent of what they make. - Elton John

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - Jack Nicholson

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

When you're an actor, you do a lot of the same kind of thing. It's great when someone gets you to do something that's a little surprising. - Christopher Walken


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