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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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