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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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