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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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