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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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