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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen


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