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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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