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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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