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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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