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Class Year Picture thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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