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Clean Windows Are Highly Over-rated

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Clean Windows Are Highly Over-rated thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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