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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people. - Oscar Wilde

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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