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Cloud Computing

Is your cloud in someone else's computer?

Cloud Computing thanks to Mely Kemph

Is free cloud storage really free?

Cloud computing - a type of computing that relies on sharing computing resources rather than having local servers or personal devices to handle applications

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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