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Coffee Owl Painting

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Coffee Owl Painting thanks to Alisia Gwinnard

My coffee got so cold, I made an owl with it

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I rejoice that there are owls. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all have. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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