College in a Nutshell

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke