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I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

I study myself more than any other subject. That is my metaphysics, that is my physics, - Michel de Montaigne

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

I think education is power. I think education is power. I think that being able to communicate with people is power. One of my main goals on the planet is to encourage people to empower themselves. - Oprah Winfrey


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