College in a Nutshell
Learning one keystroke at a time in the hammock
When leadership takes lying down on the job
QuotaBillsMy life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson
The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt
School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard
There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer
Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn
We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan
Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson
I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown
Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews
I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie
Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan
President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall
How we live is so different from how we ought to live that he who studies what ought to be done rather than what is done will learn the way to his downfall rather than to his preservation. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Muhammad Ali