QuotaBillsThere is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen
Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain
Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri
Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins
If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay
I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami
Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca
A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven
I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump
There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson
Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact. - Lyndon B. Johnson
When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. When acted upon, it brings blessings. - Tony Cooke