College in a Nutshell

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

An arts degree is like a diploma in origami. And about as much use. - J.G. Ballard

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Knowledge and education in the hands of one who claims no higher accountability or authority than one's own individuality is power in the hands of a fool. - Ravi Zacharias

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen