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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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