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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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