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Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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