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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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