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I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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