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Colour Wheel

Mother nature's tire tread of life

Colour Wheel thanks to LeeAnne Palmer

How to best view the autumn colour change - why leaves change colour

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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex. - Kurt Vonnegut

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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