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Colour Wheel

Mother nature's tire tread of life

Colour Wheel thanks to LeeAnne Palmer

How to best view the autumn colour change - why leaves change colour

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know? - Loretta Lynn

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Take me or leave me, or, as is the usual order of things, both. - Dorothy Parker

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. - Jon Bon Jovi

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. - Alan Alda

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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