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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

It is by believing in roses that one brings them to bloom. - French Proverb

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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