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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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