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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

Christianity sees the necessity for man to have spiritual values and it shows him how to get at those through physical sacraments. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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