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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

It is not our long prayers but our believing God that gets the answer. - John G. Lake

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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