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God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Now if we only knew why, we would have the mind of God. - Stephen Hawking

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

The preacher who can't broaden or deepen his sermons usually lengthens them. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham