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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis


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