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Biblical prayer for the Canadian Prime Minister

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Trudeau bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Trudeau. Psalm 109:8".
Conservative Prayer thanks to Karen Moore

Psalm 109 - Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our Prime Minister! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Canadian Conservatives. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Don't be afraid to pray big prayers, we serve a big God. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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