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Biblical prayer for the Canadian Prime Minister

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Trudeau bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Trudeau. Psalm 109:8".
Conservative Prayer thanks to Karen Moore

Psalm 109 - Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our Prime Minister! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Canadian Conservatives. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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