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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain