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Cookie King

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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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