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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tact is after all a kind of mind-reading. - Sarah Orne Jewett

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma