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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffett

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Book (Best Seller): The gilded tomb of a mediocre talent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. - Aneurin Bevan

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

The person who won't read has no advantage over the person who can't. - Clifford Warren

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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