Cow Return
Toking good care of the marijuana harvest
Q: Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
A: It was the pot calling the cattle black.
QuotaBillsGlass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit... unnatural? - Bill Hicks
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane. - Robert Orben
Adversity, similar to lava, appears to destroy everything in its way. But out of the ashes and smoke, new, better, and stronger things emerge that may have not been born in any other way. - Zoe
It's every man's indispensable duty to do all the service he can to his country; and I see not what difference he puts between himself and his cattle who lives without that thought. - John Locke