QuotaBillsIn the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker
I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader