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Cow Trampoline

Phyllis ruined it for everyone

Cow Trampoline thanks to Chet Miller

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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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