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Cow Trampoline

Phyllis ruined it for everyone

Cow Trampoline thanks to Chet Miller

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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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