Cowcycle

You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli