QuotaBillsYou are not stuck. - Louise Thompson
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield
Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams
I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel