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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton


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