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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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