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An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Plan for the golden years. You may get to experience them. - Unknown

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment. - Unknown

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry


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