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There is no such thing as vicarious experience. - Mary Parker Follett

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Simon Bolivar

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. - Rita Mae Brown

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry


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