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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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