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Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. - Bob Dylan

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. - Kahlil Gibran

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

Within each of us, there is silence. A silence as vast as the universe. And when we experience that silence, we remember who we are. - Gunilla Norris

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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