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Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

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An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

I'm not 40 - I'm 18 with 22 years' experience. - Unknown

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. - Bob Dylan

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying. - Joei Chan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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