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Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

I'm not 40 - I'm 18 with 22 years' experience. - Unknown

Plan for the golden years. You may get to experience them. - Unknown

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. - Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience. - Pierre T De Chardin

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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