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An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

There is no such thing as vicarious experience. - Mary Parker Follett

Being frightened is an experience you can't buy. - Anthony Price

I'm not 40 - I'm 18 with 22 years' experience. - Unknown

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Simon Bolivar

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

I'd rather have a lot of talent and a little experience than a lot of experience and a little talent. - John Wooden

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

There are a lot of opportunities that you can discover by listening closely to what your customers are saying. - Joei Chan

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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