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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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