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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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