QuotaBillsSeasaw: Saw used to cut driftwood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne
Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken
They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein
I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson
You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx
Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami
The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. - C S Lewis
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson
Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough
Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf
It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey
I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King